Enjoy Alan Harris' acclaimed dark comedy in this limited run digital event, filmed live in front of a studio audience at Theatr Clwyd. The 6 camera, full HD capture was shot and edited by Theatr Clwyd's technical and live stream team.


Tickets for this event give 24 hour access (00:00 to 23:59) on the day you purchase.

  • £3 - Access price for those on a lower income.
  • £5 - Standard price - the recommended amount for this film.
  • £10 - Supporter tickets for those able to pay a little more to enable filming of our shows as well as offer low-cost access tickets.

Please choose a price which is right for you.

All the details about how to watch will be e-mailed to you on your ticket after purchase!

Adding meats to pizzas, Jim’s life is going nowhere.

But watching I Hired A Contract Killer, he finds a solution – he’ll just put out a hit on himself.

What could possibly go wrong?

A Theatr Clwyd production
Co-commissioned by Wiltshire Creative

Digital release in association with Wiltshire Creative, Torch Theatre, Pontio, Theatr Hafren, Taliesin Arts Centre and Chapter, Cardiff.


  • 4 Stars

    A seriously clever new comedy
    The Times
  • 4 Stars

    A darkly comic play that is both hugely entertaining yet deeply unsettling
    Get The Chance
  • 4 Stars

    Immersive, disconcerting comedy
    The Stage