Adding meats to pizzas, Jim’s life is going nowhere. But watching I Hired A Contract Killer, he finds a solution – he’ll just put out a hit on himself. What could possibly go wrong?
A darkly funny new comedy.
Co-commissioned by Wiltshire Creative
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